You know, I'm sensing more and more pent-up aggression
every day, and it makes me so sad! So, I'm going to do
my part in stopping this agressing from developing into
hatred and fighting! If any of ya'll need somebody to talk
to, or maybe just someone to listen to you banter, ask
your good ol' friend Gunth.

Sincerely,
The Gunthmeister
Because I Have Nothing Better To Do

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Lupar, in the year 247 AF.