You've all forgotten the best city around!
Don't neglect Gaudiguch - come on down!
We aren't afraid to host foreign guests
Unlike the suspicion you get from the rest!

While you're here, just grab a drink
Or listen to riddles as scholars think
Have you smoked the latest strain?
Or visited our arena to endure some pain?

For you see, here, freedom reigns
Impulse is celebrated and love is untamed
Other cities may boast all that they like
But in Gaudiguch your dreams can brighten the night

We may be dormant between volcanic blasts
But our city's glory is not in the past
Join us now before we burst into flame
Gaudiguch is hot and it's not just the name!


Penned by my hand on the 14th of Shanthin, in the year 472 CE.