Congratulations to Avurekhos, Talan and Ixion for collecting the most
socks - everyone who hunted is welcome to contact me for a participation
prize, a beautiful purple cup designed by Pash celebrating chaos
hamsters, as well as some booze to go in it. Feel free to keep the socks
you have found, return them to me for recycling, or perhaps offering
them to Lord Morgfyre, for I imagine a Legion could always use more
socks to keep its many feet warm.

This event was sponsored by the Gaudiguch culture ministry! We will be
holding several other events to practice for ascension to better help us
all save the world (as well as a wild party to go out with a bang just
in case the world does end) so keep an ear and eye out for future
activities! Thank you!

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Roarkian, in the year 464 CE.