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Public News Post #1681

Food

Written by: Merry Monger Subotai Ysav'rai, Beacon of Hospitality
Date: Monday, February 2nd, 2015
Addressed to: Everyone


As many of you have noticed, I tend to send people food. Enemies,
allies, pretty often novices, anyone I see. I mean, who wouldn't want a
delicious donut to fall from the sky into your hands, am I right?

I've had some complaints here and there, so I thought I'd speak up.

No, I'm not flirting with you. Well, most of you.

No, I'm not trying to poison you. I've never poisoned food, I never plan
on poisoning food. My food is hearty and untouched by poisons.

Yes, I realise some of you are vegetarians, or have special food
requirements, or perhaps you aren't comfortable with receiving food from
an enemy or someone you don't know. If this is a problem, -please- feel
free to message me and let me know. I'm not doing it to be irritating,
I'm doing it because I enjoy sharing with others.


Through Pleasure to enlightenment;
Subby.


PS: Neos, eat that sandwich I gave you.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Dvarsh, in the year 404 CE.


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