A response

Date: 3/28/2014 at 1:53
From: Charming Carouser Subotai Ysav'rai, Apprentice Harlot
To : Lady Kelly McCloud
Subj: A response

Here's a limerick for you!

There once was a lady named Kelly;
Whose whole city was really quite smelly.
Their Pool was quite deep;
but smelled like a trash heap,
If they ever clean it, just tell me.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Tzarin, in the year 379 CE.