Date: 3/25/2014 at 8:15
From: Lady Kelly McCloud
To : Everyone
Subj: Jokes

Synkarin, your ignorance and delusions are quite impressive. Keep
smoking that good stuff over there; surely you have found a proper home.
I have no doubt that Glomdoring is quite proud of their shining
investment and wishes you nothing but the best in your political
aspirations. Oh, and thanks for the endorsement.

Xenthos, you're welcome.

Lavinya, I am sure that you and your fellow citizens are quite
accustomed to picking up the scraps from your "allies" and overlords.
Your empathy is inspiring, and truly, you are most gracious.

Astraea, I am mildly concerned that you have emphasized such mundane
activities as pruning the shrubbery as a "cornerstone of any public
office", especially when it is apparent that filth runs rampant in the
Glomdoring. Perhaps a parallel election for Dark Seneschal is in order?

While the Basin at large appears to be concerned with the well-being of
New Celest, I might suggest that you instead invest such into the
apparent flaws of your respective organization. Let's go about our own

Lady Kelly McCloud

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Vestian, in the year 379 CE.