The Gaudiguch Gossip

Date: 12/27/2013 at 5:36
From: Their Auspicious Monger, Eritheyl Lunarose
To : Everyone
Subj: The Gaudiguch Gossip

It's back!

That's right folks, in production since before the Taint Wars and
freshly under new management, the Gaudiguch Gossip will once again
be printed and faithfully delivered to the Basin at large! To stay
hot on the tails of news, scandal and all of the basic necessities
for living an informed and happy life, reserve your copy today!

To both previous readers and any new Gossip-mongers we can pique
the interest of, the subscription process will be exceedingly simple
and reliable. Simply send your subscription fee (options listed in
our ad) by mail to the current Editor-in-Grief, Minister of Cultural
Affairs or Librarian of Gaudiguch, listing your name and the chosen
subscription method. For those familiar with the paper's home, you
can also deposit the gold yourself in the Gossip's account* in the
city bank, and send a quick and easy message to one of the above.

Once your subscription has been processed, you will receive by mail
your first copy of the Gossip - this is a wonderful document, which
will automagically update itself when the following issue has been
printed! No muss, no fuss, just sweet, reasonably-biased news and
fun tidbits of stories circulating the Basin.

* For deposits, the necessary account name is 'TheGossip', or in
full, 'The Gaudiguch Gossip'. Deposits must be made in the Bank of
Gaudiguch, located east of the base of the Great Pyramid.

- Eritheyl Lunarose
Editor-in-Grief of the Gaudiguch Gossip

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Vestian, in the year 372 CE.