This month, we've released something a little different: gnewpie dolls!
And, no, they are not curios! Most of these dolls produce commodities,
though some of them also have special powers. You may trade gnewpies
with other gnewpie owners. See HELP GNEWPIE for particulars.

For every 100 credit increment purchased, you will receive a canister
containing one random gnewpie doll. For every 500 credit increment, you
will receive a canister with three gnewpie dolls. See SHOWREWARDS. All
containers also contain a little extra something at the bottom.

Enjoy!

Penned by My hand on the 22nd of Dioni, in the year 382 CE.