The Tapestry of Fate has been infested with reality-eating bugs! I need
your help to slay them all. If you will help Me, simply speak My name
aloud along with your desire to slay bugs. I will deliver you a dowsing
rod, which you can use to track down these critters. Slaying these bugs
may manifest positive effects, as the Tapestry thanks you for your
service. Slay enough of them, and I shall reward you Myself.

These bugs appear only to manifest on the Prime Material Plane,
including the Undervault.

If you are really struggling to find your current bug, you can head off
Prime and shake the rod to release it. When you get back on Prime and
use the rod again, you will be searching for one in another location.

This game will run until next weekend, so pace yourselves and enjoy it.
If you aren't enjoying it, don't feel forced to participate! It should
be fun! :)

Thank you, and happy hunting!

Penned by My hand on the 7th of Estar, in the year 368 CE.