I am the very model of a modern Stavenn general,
I've information demonic, magickal, and Imperial,
I know the Imperators, and I quote the Gods historical,
From Nemesis to Thanatos, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters demon'logical,
I understand professions, both physical and magickal,
About our summoners, I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the power of the Noctu.
I'm very good at enslaving and unleashing Pyradius,
I know the cults and sects of entities diabolus,
In short, in matters demonic, magickal, and Imperial,
I am the very model of a modern Stavenn general.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Naturalis, in the year 59 AM.