HELL WITH THIS
Written by: His Bareness, Mayor Raerfesh
Date: Sunday, January 5th, 2014
Addressed to: Everyone
GOOD GRAVY, MAA KIBE, HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE
KEEP THE REST, THIS IS GETTING GRAW BAW OLD
REALLY THOUGH WE DON'T WANT 'EM ANYMORE
Penned by my hand on the 12th of Lleian, in the year 409 MA.