Mrnghmble.
Written by: Dr. J. R. Anfini, the Fixer
Date: Friday, June 21st, 2013
Addressed to: Everyone
You people aren't even trying to adhere to the rules of language where
law is concerned.
WHEREAS this, WHEREAS that. Stop it. It's precious and annoying.
Penned by my hand on the 9th of Slyphian, in the year 393 MA.