21st Birthday

Date: 12/19/2008 at 0:05
From: Arqa Macha Ta'ziyah
To : Everyone
Subj: 21st Birthday

DRUNK (adj): intoxicated by alcohol.

Synonyms: bashed, befuddled, besotted, boozed up, buzzed, crocked,
drunken, feeling no pain, flushed, flying, fuddled, glazed, groggy,
inebriated, intoxicated, juiced, laced, liquored up, lit, lush, muddled,
plastered, potted, seeing double, sloshed, sodden, stewed, tanked, three
sheets to the wind, tight, tipsy, totaled, under the influence, under
the table, wasted.

If you're in Athens, Georgia or can get there for the evening of Friday,
January 23rd, and you need an excuse to accurately describe yourself
using any of the above terms, I CAN GIVE YOU THAT EXCUSE.

We'll be celebrating my 21st birthday that night, and we intend to paint
the town red regardless of weather conditions and poverty. Come on out
with us!

~ Macha AKA Kelsey

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Slyphian, in the year 262 MA.