Though it is not surprising that education outside of Mhaldor is grossly lacking and sub-par, these missives have been an affront to the very concepts of grammar, spelling, and writing etiquette. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Aegoth Aristata
The Holocaust King
Commandant of Mhaldor

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Lupar, in the year 733 AF.