Wow! There is a lot of noise on the public new boards. To be honest, though... All I am hearing is:

Ashtan says in a manic, overpowering voice, "ASHTAN!"

Cyrene sings softly in a captivating trilling voice, "Cy......RENE!"

Targossas says, "MHAL--" ...no, crud. I got that wrong.
Targossas says, "TAR-goss-AS!"

Nieelensars says, "Rhum!"

Ashtan says in a manic, overpowering voice, "ASH-TANASH-TAN-ashtan-ASHTAN!"

Cyrene sings softly in a captivating trilling voice, "Cyrene...? Cy...rene... CYRENE!"

Ashtans sing in a manic, overpowering voice, "Ash-TANTANTAN Ash-TANNYTANNYTAN."

Targossas says, "...gossas?"

And then Mhaldor tries to get in a "MHALDOR!" but all I hears is:

Mhaldor sa---

Ashtan says in a manic, overpowering voice, "---TAN!"

I think this newboard needs more giraffes. So, without more waiting, I present you my favorite giraffe - Mr.Bitey.

Mr.Bitey is a dwarf giraffe, and he is one strange guy. He looks all... shiny... and pink. He has no eyes, and he weighs next to nothing. As a matter of fact, I am sure I have seen my fellow jesters riding him up into trees before. I find this messed up, because, well... he tends to pop. Like a balloon or something. Have you ever taken a balloon up into trees before? It is -really- hard to keep them from popping.

What I would really like to see... is more friends for Mr.Bitey. He's really lonely, I think that is why he pops all the time. Therefore I would like to invite any and all people that can bring a friend, perhaps a lady giraffe, for Mr.Bitey to leave the friend in Delos somewhere. Anywhere really. Fill the whole place with friends for Mr.Bitey.

Farewell, Sapience.
May luck be on your side no matter who you are.

Knave of Madcap Revelry in the Carnivalis Institute of Jestering.
Special protector of Nibbles and Fluff
Grand-high-up-and-important-person of place-that-makes-up-useless-titles
Teghaine Anemides

p.s. Yes, I am even wishing you luck, Valgon.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Ero, in the year 652 AF.