Your White Meat

Date: 06/18/2013 at 02:10
From: Bluef Shayan'Kor, the Somnolent Wytch
To : Sir Agrias de Feura, the Charlatan
Subj: Your White Meat

You cannot compare my leadership of a House and the Curia,
over a combined 150 years, to your stint as my mother's
lucky charm. No disrespect to the others in the Order,
but her company was more a matter of misfortunate and
bog, than windfall.

Now, "Sir," I keep hearing these thinly veiled jokes
about me being fat or taking offense to being called
fat. Do you need lenses? Or is your argument really
just so lean that you have to further it through these
weak as a pixie ad hominem attacks?

I am not the Curia. Those seek to villify an entire
tribe based on their personal dislike of me only serve
to make themselves look petty and foolish. Why not learn
what the Curia is about and who the people are and what
they are working towards before stating such bold and
unimpressive claims?

Everyone has a past. It is what they do with their
future that counts. Thankfully, the Curia are rather
adept at foretelling theirs.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Scarlatan, in the year 628 AF.