Date: 10/30/2012 at 03:16
From: Sir Agrias de Feura, Voice of the Messenger
To : Accursed Zaeel, Shamanic Bane
Subj: Tsk.

While I shall let go of the sleight of you addressing me as Sir Piggly,
your continued shenanigans, I am afraid, I cannot.

For one as smart as you, I would hope to understand about boils down to
nothing but personal speculation and supplication. Allow me now to quote
you whilst I rip your petty attempts to bandy words with me asunder.

"I beg you differ good sir! As Shallam is the only one Hated by Every
city, save Cyrene and possibly Eleusis.."

Firstly, I would like to point out that 'hated' and 'every' are not
nouns. Secondly, that sentence is a tautalogy, wherein if EVERY city
hated Shallam, then Cyrene and Eleusis would be included. They are, in
fact, not, so there disproves that.

"And that, can -not- be said about any other city, but the one you

No, actually dearie, it can be said about every city, as I originally
stated. Clearly you have a hard time understanding things. Fear not, I
will not think less of you for it; that would require me thinking more
of you than I had originally, and that would just be a lie.

"I have also spoken to former Shallamese that have stated the hypocrisy
I spoke of about Shallam, so that is not just an opinion I just formed,
but a fact."

Fact: something that actually exists; reality; truth

Opinion: a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to
produce complete certainty

One might say that your entire missive is riddled with contradictions,
and is in and of itself, hypocritical.

At this point, I wish you the very best of luck in your travels, and
offer my sincerest congratulations that as far as I have heard, no one
has shaken you like a Rajamalan nanny so hard that your face slaps your

Because I am sorely tempted.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Glacian, in the year 609 AF.