Date: 04/26/2000 at 01:07
From: Sarapis, the Logos
To : Everyone
Subj: me

I'm out of town for the next week. Please do not send me messages, unless it is an _emergency_. Note that "I was killed by so-and-so" is not an emergency, and submitting ideas are not emergencies either. Thanks!

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Phaestian, in the year 246 AF.