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Announce News Post #4711

New SoW wares!

Written by: Makarios, the Meticulous
Date: Tuesday, January 17th, 2017
Addressed to: Everyone


We've just updated the Shop of Wonders with an array of new wares! Coming off the rotation to make room are the following items:
- A polished skull.
- Both our currently selling mounts, the Ictheli and the Peryton.
- A glass poppy.
- A mahogany stationary kit.

Replacing these wares, we have the following new items:
- An onyx stationary kit. One Mayan crown.
- The new legendary steed, a massive, black and white war beetle. Five Mayan crowns.
- A coracle! Drop this boat in a river and PUSH it, and you'll begin to sail downstream. Note that you can keep PUSHing it once you're off to increase the speed. We cannot be held responsible for any harm this may or may not cause. Three Mayan crowns.
- A portable vanity cabinet: these cabinets fill with up to four beads of perfume a day, from up to four different types. Four Mayan crowns.
- A leather carry case: like the perfume cabinet, but for cologne. Four Mayan crowns.
- A hunting wasp. Just PUSH <WASP> <TARGET> while in the same area with your target, and this ruthless insect shall pursue that person for two minutes, reporting upon their location whenever they try to move away from it. If you send it out to find someone in an area and they are not there, it goes on cooldown for two minutes. If it successfully finds someone, it goes on cooldown for one hour. Six Mayan crowns.
- a shimmering tetracontakaidigonal prism: this hard to pronounce prism allows one to squint around corners. SQUINT SOUTH WEST for instance! (Note: only allows squinting around one corner, SQUINT WEST SOUTH WEST will not work). Seven Mayan crowns.

Note that the perfume and cologne beads are not currently customisable, though we intend on offering this functionality in the future.

Enjoy!

Penned by My hand on the 2nd of Glacian, in the year 732 AF.


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