Slippery sidewinders
Written by: Tecton, the Terraformer
Date: Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013
Addressed to: Everyone
The sidewinder population in the Mhojave Desert has recently doubled, a sudden increase that somehow caused their skins to fuse tightly to their bodies. Concoctionists will now be relieved to know that they have returned to normal, and you may once again peel their skins off.
Penned by My hand on the 22nd of Daedalan, in the year 631 AF.